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Regarding the people who keep trying to insult me, I hearby give you permission to shove a cow's head up your arse.

Oh jesus, I just saw the name Lady Gaga twice in one page. I'm logging out.

On the radio, a song called "Baby" was on (cliché ) and when it ended, the DJ said "Justin Bieber there" IT'S A BOY?

Every boy band should be shot. In the head. Each with a silver bullet.

However, if I were asked who I would rather shoot; boybands or David Cameron, I would have to say David Cameron. Amen...

#NoelGallagher for Prime Minister. Retweet this?

Drunk people are tweeting to me. That's what I like to see.

i have no more people who follow me. they're bored of me already?

I have never liked calling people 'fans'. Instead I call them people with great taste in music.

Who is Ke$Ha? She has a dollar sign in her name and she uses mass autotune. Why is this woman producing music? And why are people buying it?
winstano: @NoeIGallagher Because people are idiots.
@winstano I agree with this statement.

Yes IRN BRU is the best thing for hangovers. It's the best thing for anything. It makes you live forever.