verwirrt / crab and proud
08.02.2012 в 14:22
Пишет Neutron Fork.:Anybody remember how Gatiss used to write smutty books? enjoy these choice lines. of the greatest gay porn book ever.
Beware, you will laugh, you may also blush.
“His brows were dark and joined imperceptibly above his small, straight nose…The high cheekbones of his heart-shaped face cut through the creamy softness of his complexion like skate tracks in ice, leading down to a full-lipped, slightly petulant mouth.”
“Piotor’s cock stood upright at an almost inconceivably straight angle, hard and rigid as a sword. Its head was as wide as Lewis’s slender wrist. Veins pulse all along its twelve-inch length…His arms and legs were still stretched fully out on the rug as he gazed up at the fantastic penis above him. What would the giant do next?”
“As the water soaked his long hair, he pressed his lips against Christopher’s nipples and sucked at each in turn, chewing the pink discs until they stood proud from the goose-flesh of his chest.”
“His breathing came in great, rasping gulps as Alexander pleasured him, chewing and licking at the glans of his penis, ramming his finger in and out of the hollow entrance to his anus.”
“Once, when the Reverend Peters had been standing with his back towards him, Cornelius had even let the head of his penis peek over the waistband of his britches and he had experienced a thrill of pleasure at this outrageous exposure. It made him want to laugh, to shout out, to throw off all his clothes and parade about the aisle of the church with his great, hot cock standing as stiff as the spire.”
Oh, and because no bad porn would be complete without at least one ridiculous penis euphemism, this book gives us “great silky spearhead of his desire.”
“His great, protuberant biceps were crazed with taut veins.”
“The Prince shrugged and stroked his poodle as if he hadn’t a care in the world.”
“He was such a pretty thing that Lewis hesitated a fraction before cleaving half of his face off.”
“The huge penis hovered over his groin, Vane’s bollocks, heavy and hairy as exotic fruit, flopping onto the cleric’s thigh.”
“I’m inside you with my cock.”
—-Mark Gatiss “The Kings Men”
fandombro
Beware, you will laugh, you may also blush.
“His brows were dark and joined imperceptibly above his small, straight nose…The high cheekbones of his heart-shaped face cut through the creamy softness of his complexion like skate tracks in ice, leading down to a full-lipped, slightly petulant mouth.”
“Piotor’s cock stood upright at an almost inconceivably straight angle, hard and rigid as a sword. Its head was as wide as Lewis’s slender wrist. Veins pulse all along its twelve-inch length…His arms and legs were still stretched fully out on the rug as he gazed up at the fantastic penis above him. What would the giant do next?”
“As the water soaked his long hair, he pressed his lips against Christopher’s nipples and sucked at each in turn, chewing the pink discs until they stood proud from the goose-flesh of his chest.”
“His breathing came in great, rasping gulps as Alexander pleasured him, chewing and licking at the glans of his penis, ramming his finger in and out of the hollow entrance to his anus.”
“Once, when the Reverend Peters had been standing with his back towards him, Cornelius had even let the head of his penis peek over the waistband of his britches and he had experienced a thrill of pleasure at this outrageous exposure. It made him want to laugh, to shout out, to throw off all his clothes and parade about the aisle of the church with his great, hot cock standing as stiff as the spire.”
Oh, and because no bad porn would be complete without at least one ridiculous penis euphemism, this book gives us “great silky spearhead of his desire.”
“His great, protuberant biceps were crazed with taut veins.”
“The Prince shrugged and stroked his poodle as if he hadn’t a care in the world.”
“He was such a pretty thing that Lewis hesitated a fraction before cleaving half of his face off.”
“The huge penis hovered over his groin, Vane’s bollocks, heavy and hairy as exotic fruit, flopping onto the cleric’s thigh.”
“I’m inside you with my cock.”
—-Mark Gatiss “The Kings Men”
fandombro
08.02.2012 в 14:19
Пишет Neutron Fork.:
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